Bad Bunny

🚨 EXCUSE ME. HELLO. HI. 🐰✋

It’s me. BAD BUNNY.

You may remember me. 👀
I was that cute little dude everyone was talking about… and now I have returned to make an important announcement:

I AM FULLY VETTED AND AVAILABLE FOR ADOPTION. 🎉🐰

And before you start judging me by my name, NO, I am not going to eat your carrots and destroy your house. 😂

I am approximately 5–6 years old, HOUSEBROKEN, and I am basically a professional at being a good boy.

My résumé includes:

🐶 Big dogs? FRIENDS.
🐶 Little dogs? FRIENDS.
🐱 Cats? FRIENDS.
👧 Kids? LOVE THEM.
🏠 Housebroken? ABSOLUTELY.
❤️ Cuddling? PLEASE. THIS IS MY SPECIALTY.

BUT…

I have one tiny little issue.

I AM A DRAMA KING WHEN I FIRST MEET YOU. 😂

Stranger walks in:
“WHO ARE YOU?! WHY ARE YOU HERE?! I DON’T KNOW YOU!!!” 😳📢

BARK BARK BARK.

But the truth is… I’m mostly just scared. 🥺

Give me a little time to realize you’re not a scary stranger, and suddenly I’m like:

“Oh. You’re my person? Cool.”

ARMY CRAWLS DIRECTLY INTO YOUR LAP. 🫡🐰❤️

Yes. I said ARMY CRAWL.

I will literally launch myself into your lap like I’m reporting for cuddle duty.

Once I know you, I am a sweet, loving boy who just wants to be close to his people. 🥹❤️

So I need someone who understands that sometimes the loudest bark is attached to the biggest scaredy-cat.

I don't need someone to be perfect.

I just need someone who will give me a little patience, let me warm up, and then prepare themselves for approximately 47 pounds of lap dog behavior. 😂

So…

WHO WANTS TO ADOPT ME?!

I have waited long enough.

Your future best friend, professional cuddler, certified good boy and occasional security alarm is ready. 🐰❤️

📩 Apply to adopt Bad Bunny through Big Dogs Don’t Cry! Www.bigdogsdontcry.com

P.S. — I am NOT actually a bunny. The name is misleading. The ears are not included. 😂🐰